1. I tried to make lemon/lime merange pie but was impatient and baked it before the custard had set. It resulted in a ooey gooey green and white mess in a half cooked crust. I also accidentally dropped it on the floor.

2. The jalepenos from my garden that I attempted to hang dry were all gross and mouldy in the inside. I had to throw them out. Next year I will oven dry them to be safe.

3. I missed my bus to school because I was cleaning up the previously mentioned kitchen failures.

I am so awesome!