Well all my tests came back normal, which means I’m not Celiac, I don’t have Collitis and I don’t have an ulcer. This is all very good news but it also makes me think:

What the hell is wrong with me?

I actually felt near tears when the receptionist gave me the news, because it means I am no closer to finding answers than I was 2 weeks ago. With the trip happening in just over 10 days, panic has started to set in. 48 freaking hours in airports and planes with the horrible, painful stomach issues I’ve been having does not sound like my idea of a good time. How am I supposed to figure out what I can and can’t eat in 10 days? Is that even possible?

I think I’m fracked.