Last night, I dreamt that I went on a road trip alone to visit my parents out east. I decided to try camping by myself but didn’t feel comfortable sleeping in a tent so I slept in my car instead. After being asleep for a few hours (in dream time of course) I was woken up suddenly by what looked to be a very large bear climbing on top pf my car. Terrified, I tried honking my horn, taking a picture to scare it away with the flash but it wouldn’t move. Driving the car didn’t seem to be an option at the time (?) so I  frantically called the police and they told me to stay put and wait for a conservation officer to arrive. I waited and waited, at this point the bear seemed to just be hanging out, moving occasionally but with no intention of leaving my car. Then finally the conservation officers arrived, tranquilized the bear and let me out of my car. I was so grateful that the next day I sent them a gift basket full of meat and beer and continued on my way.

WTF.